Edwards: Do you see this? N.Y.P.D.! It means I will knock your punk-ass down!
Alien: He's coming! He’s coming!
Edwards: Yeah, and when he gets here, I'll arrest his ass too.
Edwards: You are trying to catch a beat down, huh?
Edwards: What's up?
Alien: He's coming. He's coming because I failed. And now he'll kill me too.
Edwards: Yeah, well you’re just pissing everybody off today, huh?
Alien: You don't understand. Your world is going to end.
Edwards: What the hell are you? Hey. Watch that ledge. Watch the ledge. Look, look, come on down. We'll get those eyes fixed. Don't even worry about it. Wait, wait a minute. Let me talk to you! Hey…
Chief: The perpetrator then blinked two sets of eyelids. You mean blinked with both eyes?
Edwards: No, sir. He blinked one set. Then he blinked a completely different set.
Cop: You know, like high beams and low beams.
Chief: Was that before or after he drew the weapon that you claim evaporated into a million pieces?
Edwards: After, sir.
Chief: And why is it that none of the other officers saw either of these two events?
Edwards: Well sir, some other officers are a little soggy around the midsection. I guess that's why they weren’t able to keep up.
Cop: Hey Edwards, if you were half the man I am…
Edwards: What the hell are you talking about? I am half the man that you are.
Cop: What is your problem?
Edwards: My problem is you being all up in my damn face. That’s my problem.
Cop: You know, I think he threw him off the roof.
Edwards: Maybe you're next.
Chief: I want to talk to you. Now.
Cop: Ten minutes, take your best shot, tough guy.
Edwards: Take ten minutes on a Stairmaster, you pudgy bastard.
Weaver: I believe you. Laurel Weaver, Deputy Medical Examiner. Find me at the morgue on 26th and Shae
Edwards: Wait a minute. Hey, wait a minute!
Kay: You're Dr. Weaver with the coroner's office working on the John Doe, right?
Weaver: Yes, that's right.
Kay: Will you look at this, please?
Kay: Some night, huh?
Edwards: Yeah, some night.
Kay: They were gills, not eyelids. Gills. He was out of breath.
Edwards: Who are you?
Kay: Did he say anything to you?
Edwards: Yeah, he said the world was coming to an end.
Kay: Did he say when? Would you recognize his weapon if you saw it again?
Edwards: Absolutely.
Kay: Come on. Let's take a ride.
Edwards: Wait a minute. Look, I got tons of paperwork.
Kay: Right. It's all done.
Chief: Good work, Edwards.
Kay: You really ran this dude down on foot? That's tough, kid. That's double tough.