Mitchell complains about Cam's mom touching him inappropriately when she comes to visit.
[n] - noun, [v] - verb, [phv] - phrasal verb, [adj] - adjective, [exp] - expression
Directions: Choose the expression that best completes the sentence
My old yearbooks!
I saved 'em all.
Ohh! Oh, look.
"You're the cutest boy in school. We're gonna have an awesome summer. Smooches, Brenda." Oh, Brenda, you're about to have the most confusing summer of your life.
Oh, there's Mitchell. My little corn silk! Ahh Ohh!
Oh, Barb, oh, you are such a good hugger. Well, gosh.
Isn't she the best hugger?
Oh, thank you. Oh, and look what I got you, Barb.
Scratchers! Thank you.
Mmm! Nice! A lot of 'em.
Oh, that's your tea. I'm gonna get your tea.
Thanks, honey. Well, I need a quarter. Oh. Let me have that quarter.
Oh. Wow, yeah. Feel free to fish around in there. Cam? Cam! I'd like a cup too, please.
Just a second. Oh, Barb, you know what? I strained myself so bad today. Oh.
Well, what's hurtin' on you? It's this area between my lower back and upper thigh.
Sounds like your fanny.
It's my fanny. It's really knotted up.
Well, you need someone to work on that.
Oh, I would love that. It's really seized up. Just put your fingers all over my my fanny. Your magic fingers.
Mama, your tea. Mitchell.
See you in the room for a minute?
It's very hot. Don't burn your tongue.
Okay, I am not gonna cry, but I wanna know why, Mitchell why you are presenting to my mother like a baboon.
I wanted you to see her fondling me.
So you do want me to cry. No, no, Cam. She's always touching me inappropriately, and you never seem to notice.
Show me, Mitchell. Show me on Lily's doll where my mother is touching you.
Look, I know you don't want to hear this, but she's handsy and it makes me uncomfortable.
Oh, my God. I know what this is. You're just not used to having a mother that shows affection.
Do not make this about my mother.
I didn't. But it is normal for a mother to be physical and it is not strange for an occasional hug or a little pat on the fanny.
Okay, these aren't pats, Cam. No. She squeezes and lingers!
Show me where she squeezes and lingers.
Cam, put the doll down. I don't know if this is just sexual or Crazytown, but your mother cannot keep her hands off of me, and it's creeping me out.
No. Barb. I'm sorry.
Let me show you where you stabbed my mama.
Michell, it's Barb.
Oh Barb, I am so sorry.
Look, I've been thinking about what I heard and maybe I do touch you too much. And I could say it's 'cause we're family but, you know, I don't know. I guess I have been having some fun with you, and I thought that it was harmless, but I would never want to make you uncomfortable.
Barb, it's my fault too.
So we're okay?
Yes! Yes, of course.
Thank God. Because I couldn't live with myself if things stayed weird between us.
Uh, Cam! Cam!
What is it?
Well, we got it all worked out, sweetie!
Oh, great! Let me get my camera.
Okay, that's not necessary, No!
From now on, if I go too far please, you just tell me about it. Okay. What is th Oh! I've lost my bracelet.
And there it is. Okay. I'll get it.
Oh, no. I saw where it fell, honey.
Force field! Force field!
What's going on?
I lost my bracelet in here.
Mama! Listen, I think this might be one of those situations where Mitchell feels like you're crossing a boundary.
Well. I've gotta have a good, long think about how I conduct myself. I'm truly sorry, Mitchell.
It's okay. It's okay.
Well, let's take one quick picture
And we'll get out of his way.
Absolutely. Scooch together there.