Mitchell complains about Cam's mom touching him inappropriately when she comes to visit.
[n] - noun, [v] - verb, [phv] - phrasal verb, [adj] - adjective, [exp] - expression
Directions: Choose the expression that best completes the sentence
Mama should be here by now. I wonder what's keeping her?
Cam, that depends. Did she take her jalopy or one of them new fancy flyin' machines?
Missouri's more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for. It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.
Not sure you're making the point that you think.
That's her. Come on. Look alive. Look alive.
My baby! Oh, little boomer! Oh, puppy kiss! Mitchell, get over here!
Oh! Hey, Barb!
My baby's baby! Ohh! Oh ho ho!
Oh, yeah! Well, I don't wanna overstate this but my mom is the greatest woman that ever lived.
Cam loves his mom.
She raised four kids, two barns and a whole lotta hell.
That sounds like a country song.
And that song would be called "The Greatest Woman That Ever Lived."
Cam loves his mom.
From the minute I met Barb she has been open and loving and caring.
Oh, I have missed these shoulders.
If I had one complaint and I do it's the inappropriate putting of her hands on my body.
Hey, Barb. Got you the cranberries you wanted for the stuffing.
Oh, bless your heart.
Mmm mmm mmm! Mmm mmm mmm!
Let me get in there and help ya. Ohh. Ohh! Ohh! And a horsie bite!
This is how I like to cuddle.
It's it's been going on a long time.
Cam's mom spent half of dinner with her hands all over me. It was like she was blind and wanted to know what my thighs looked like.
Are you sure? Are you really the best judge of this kind of thing? You've had boundary issues since you were a kid.
I have not!
Okay. Sorry. My mistake. Must be Cam's mom. Her issues.
What are you doing?
Nothing. Just getting a spoon.
Is it bothering you?
Yes, it is.
Claire, stop it!
Mitchell, Mitchell, Mitchell.
That never stops being fun.
Listen, this is this is not in my head, Claire. And it's actually getting worse.
What does Cam say?
Well, he never seems to notice. And I certainly can't talk to him about it because God forbid I say anything negative about his mom. One time I added salt to her casserole and he went into the garage and punched the car.
Okay, Mitchell, if this is happening, and I'm pretty sure it isn't
Thank you. Supportive.
Then you need Cam to see his mom feeling you up and then make Cam deal with it.
Think about it.