Joey shows off his magic trick and Phoebe meets the upstairs neighbor.
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Joey: Okay, pick a card, any card. All right, now memorize it. Show it to everybody. Got it?
Joey: All right, give it back to me. 5 of hearts.
Ross: Real magic does exist.
Monica: Wow. Joey, how do you do it?
Joey: I can’t tell you that, no.
Ross: Ah, somebody’s at the door on the ceiling.
Rachel: Noo, that’s our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor.
Monica: He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.
Phoebe: Why don’t you go up there and ask him to ‘step lightly, please?’
Monica: I have like five times, but the guy is so charming that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.
Phoebe: Ooh, that is silly. I’ll go up there. I’ll tell him to keep it down.
Monica: All right, be my guest.
Rachel: Good luck.
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. If you really wanna know how I did it, I’ll show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didn’t see was, I looked at it so fast it was invisible to the naked eye. I just did it. I just did it, again. Here, I’ll slow it down so that you guys can see it.
All: Oh, I got it.
Phoebe: Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired...
Guy: Whoa, you are very beautiful.
Phoebe: Oh, thank you.