Phoebe tells Chandler how his employees feel about him after her first day of work as his new secretary.
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Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
Phoebe: Oh, excellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. Me.
Phoebe: No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.
Chandler: Why not?
Phoebe: Oh, because you know... they don't like you.
Phoebe: I thought you knew that.
Chandler: Na-uh. Who doesn't they like me?
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're all like "Mr. Boss Man". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, "Boss Man Bing".
Chandler: I can't believe it.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. They even do you.
Chandler: They do me?
Phoebe: You know like... uh okay... uh... 'Could that report BE any later?'
Chandler: I don't sound like that.
oss: Oh, oh Chandler...
Joey: Oh... Yeah, you do.
Ross: 'The hills were alive with the sound OF music.'
Joey: My scones.
Phoebe, Joey, and Ross: 'My scones.'
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so NOT true.
Chandler: That is so not... That is so not... That... Oh, shut up!