Someone poisoned the coffee
[n] - noun, [v] - verb, [phv] - phrasal verb, [adj] - adjective, [exp] - expression
Karen: Hey.
Jim: Hey.
Karen: Who are you….faxing so early in the morning?
Jim: Oh, uh….kind of hard to explain.
Jim: I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch but before I left I took a box of Dwight’s stationery. So, from time to time I send Dwight faxes…. from himself…. from the future.
Jim (reading): “Dwight, at 8:00 a.m. today someone poisons the coffee. DO NOT DRINK the coffee. More instructions will follow.”
“Cordially,
-Future Dwight.”
Dwight: “You'll thank me later.”