Kelly invites the office to a Diwali.
Kelly: “There we go.”
Michael: (laughs) “Nice dress Ryan.”
Kelly: “It’s not a dress – it’s a Kurta.”
Michael: “Tonight one of our most ethnic co-workers Kelly has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community. What is Diwali you may ask. Well to have Kelly explain it: it's ‘ahdab….blah blah blah…It’s so super..fun…and it’s gonna be great.’ A lot of gods with unpronounceable names – twenty minutes later you find out that it's essentially a Hindu Halloween.
Kelly: “You look so handsome”
Pam: “You really do. I love the material.”
Michael: “How come you didn’t get me one?”