Charlie wants everyone to like his new facial hair.
[n] - noun, [adj] - adjective, [exp] - expression
Charles: Jake, you gotta see this. There's something going on here. Something a little hairy.
Jake: Nope. Don't see anything out of the ordinary.
Charles: Really? Well, maybe I should frame the question differently. Terry, do you notice anything? Amy?
Amy: New shirt?
Charles: Oh, come on, guys.I grew a goatee, and it looks amazing, and I know you can see it.
Rosa: Of course we can see it, Charles. It's horrible.
Gina: It looks like you unclogged a shower drain with your mouth.
Jake: Yeah, you look exactly like the guy in the "Don't Talk to Strangers" poster.
Charles: No, I don't.
Holt: Are you talking about your new goatee?
Holt: I think it's a good choice for your face. Come over here, so I can take a better look.
Charles: Thank you, Captain. I knew you'd appreciate Bianca. That's right; I call her Bianca because she's dark and thick like my first cousin Bianca.
Holt: Jeffords, Peralta, now.
Jake: Say good-bye to Bianca, Boyle.
Charles: No! Hey, Charles.