JOEY: Alright, no peeking. No peeking, no peeking, no peeking.
CHANDLER: Alright, alright, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.
JOEY: Alright open your eyes.
CHANDLER: Sweet mother of all that is good and pure.
JOEY: Huh? Days of our Lives picked up my option.
JOEY: I know.
CHANDLER: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine?
JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. Not that one.
CHANDLER: Ohh yes.
JOEY: Ohh yeah, that's the stuff.
CHANDLER: [reaches for the footrest lever] Do we dare?
JOEY: We dare.
BOTH: [both extend the footrests] Aaahhhh. [both recline their chairs] AAAAHHHHHH.